We are absolutely in love!
I hate when people say money doesn’t buy you happiness. it does. it buys you financial stability, a nice house, nice cars, nice vacations and trips, healthier food, a better education, etc. like wearing burberry while driving around in an audi would probably make me pretty happy too. but it’s just that rich people often take their comfortable lives for granted and end up being spoiled and ungrateful for what they have
I don’t know why Frank insisted on bringing me to this dinner party, I don’t even know what to talk about and everyone’s already having a conversation, it’d be awkward to butt in. A steakhouse? Really? I’m a pescetarian, Frank. We’ve known each other ten years. Nobody’s even bothered to comment on my coat or offered a tummy rub. Your friends are shit, Frank.
my favorite post of 2013
STOP SETTING OFF FIREWORKS IT IS JULY 6TH
You can never stop celebrating freedom
freedom my ass i can’t get married or have an abortion i hope the nsa sees this
come to washington, you can get married, be pro choice and buy weed while watching people continue the 4th all month long
my brother just told me the garfield theory of how he was hallucinating everything because he was homeless and nobody wanted him and he hates mondays because he died on a mondayand now i’m depressed